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Nika Game and FukuraP's First Appearance

A listener wrote in to say they watch TV Asahi's quiz segment 'Nika Game' every week, and that this week's episode featured FukuraP (ふくらP) — a guest who has previously appeared on the KER Podcast — making his first appearance on the show.

Nika Game's signature segment pairs Kis-My-Ft2's Nikaido (ニカイドウ) and Time Let's' Inomata-kun (イノマタ君) — neither of whom is strong in English — as the clue-givers. They must translate a Japanese word into English on the spot while a contestant tries to guess what they are describing. Kevin described the format as: 'It's like a variety quiz. There are people not very good at English trying to translate into English,' and said it sounded like a lot of fun.

The 'Chikuwa' Quiz — FukuraP's Strategy

Despite it being his first appearance, FukuraP answered correctly the instant the clue finished. The clue sentence was:

> 'Fish block, bokobo, crash, craft, center, hole, grume, why?'

The answer was chikuwa (ちくわ). FukuraP later explained his strategy clearly: he formed a working hypothesis before the clue even started that the answer was probably some kind of surimi-based food, locked in 'chikuwa' as his candidate, and the moment he heard the keyword 'hole' he sprinted to the answer button.

One running gag in this segment is that Nikaido and Inomata-kun cannot distinguish 'why' from 'what,' so every question that should end with 'What is it?' comes out as 'why?' — which has become one of the segment's reliable laugh lines.

The 'Protractor' Quiz — The Puzzle That Stumped Kevin

The listener also prepared a second quiz from the same episode for the hosts to try live. The clue was:

> 'Plus minus times divide, teacher, Michael Jackson, zero gravity, major, ball, cut, goods, why?'

Kevin worked his way to 'zero gravity → Moon → Moonwalk' — recognizing Michael Jackson's signature move — but stalled there and said, 'I don't know. I give up.'

The answer was protractor (分度器, bundoki). The full decoding chain: plus/minus/times/divide → a math tool; ball cut → semicircle shape; major → has graduation marks on it; Michael Jackson + zero gravity → Moonwalk → 'moon' (resembles a semicircle); and the tool that measures angles → protractor. Kevin conceded, 'I wouldn't have known,' and called it an 'interesting question' and a 'funny program.'

The Creative Power of Japanese Variety TV

Kevin and Kazuyo (カズヨ) agreed that Japanese television is 'really well thought out.' They speculated that the inventive game rules are devised either by production companies or by the networks themselves. They also mentioned another show featuring Kanjani (関ジャニ) built around an immigration-inspection theme, noting how many distinct variations on this format exist in Japanese TV. Kevin added, 'I would love to try these,' expressing a genuine desire to participate.

'I've Never Seen a Subtitle Error on Japanese TV'

The back half of the episode turned to the topic of subtitles. Kevin noted that the English subtitles displayed on Japanese television are always grammatically correct — punctuation, spacing, apostrophes, and capitalization are consistently perfect every single time. His reaction: 'Wow, never. Oh, that's nice,' and 'that's hard to do.'

By contrast, he said subtitle errors are common on YouTube. On Japanese broadcast television, he has not spotted a single mistake. The explanation offered was the existence of kouetsu (校閲) staff — dedicated proofreaders who monitor content continuously and maintain that standard.

Furthermore, even on the rare occasion that an error slips through, an on-screen apology graphic appears within ten seconds. Kevin closed out the episode with 'unbelievable,' marveling at both the speed of the correction and the overall rigor of the quality-control system.