# 設楽のフロリダ旅行記ＳＰ！ドランクドラゴン・塚地さん＆ザ・たっちが登場。 - Show: 金曜JUNK バナナマンのバナナムーンGOLD - Published: 2026-10-12 - Canonical: https://podc.club/en/episode/1651797030_6d5f722420ef.html - Audio: https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/TBS4401227445.mp3 - Source: Edited from a machine transcript of the first 30 minutes of the episode. Not an official summary. Shitara (設楽), Drunk Dragon's (ドランクドラゴン) Tsukaji (塚地), and The Tatch's (ザ・たっち) Takuya and Kazuya look back on their summer trip through Walt Disney World's four parks and Universal Studios Florida. The conversation ranges from park-by-park best-attraction debates to a slapstick incident at the Toy Story restaurant and hard-won survival tips covering everything from Vaseline to portable bidets. ## What this episode answers ### What was the most memorable attraction at Walt Disney World? Shitara chose Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run, calling it like 'stepping into a movie as a cast member,' while Takuya championed Rise of the Resistance for the moment you exit the pre-show room to find a line of Stormtroopers waiting. ### Which attraction earned the highest praise at Universal Studios Florida? Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure was the unanimous top pick across all members; the Jurassic Park roller coaster was also praised as something that 'wouldn't pass safety regulations in Japan.' ### What unusual incident happened at the Toy Story restaurant? Shitara stepped out to the restroom at the exact moment the 'Andy's home!' announcement played, leaving him stranded alone in the aisle — frozen in place while foreign guests laughed at him. ### How did the group handle meals during the Florida trip? Breakfast was a daily hotel buffet set of pancakes, sausage, scrambled eggs, and bacon for roughly ¥3,000; lunch was park-stand snacks like bananas or Mickey waffles; and the group reunited for teppanyaki at Epcot one evening, with someone floating the idea of packing Japanese instant rice and furikake next time. ### What items and strategies proved most useful on a trip with 20,000+ steps a day? Water-repellent trekking shoes were deemed essential after last year's cautionary tale of Nishikoi's (錦鯉) Watanabe walking the parks in Crocs; shared Vaseline handled chafing, lemon-then-plum salt candy rotation prevented heat exhaustion, and a portable bidet saw far more use than anyone expected. ## Article ## The Walt Disney World Best-Attraction Debate With four parks — Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom — plus Universal on the agenda, the group debated a number-one pick for each venue. Options were almost overwhelming, yet strong favorites emerged quickly. Shitara's top Disney pick was Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run. "I first heard about it on this show and always wanted to ride it," he said. "Sitting in the chess seat inside the Falcon before boarding, taking photos — it really felt like stepping into a movie as a cast member." The Tatch's Takuya backed Rise of the Resistance, singling out the staging trick where you step out of the pre-show room to find the scenery has changed entirely and a corridor of Stormtroopers is lined up in front of you. Avatar: Flight of Passage also drew enthusiastic comments: "The beauty of Pandora at the end, the smell of earth, the mist, being locked into the bike-style ride and that sensation of connecting through the tail — it really got to me." Tron, Guardians of the Galaxy, and the Yeti all surfaced as runners-up. The roster of contenders was rich enough that the group said they felt "sorry for the attractions that didn't make the cut." ## Universal's Stars: Hagrid and Jurassic Park At Universal Studios Florida, every member unanimously ranked Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure at the top. One person who had missed it the previous year finally rode it after queuing for over an hour. Express Pass does not cover the attraction and breakdowns are frequent; because the group also held Halloween Horror Nights tickets that day, they held their ground while other guests filtered out. "Riding through the forest of the Harry Potter world, passing in front of Hagrid's cottage — the immersion was extraordinary," they said. The group managed to board the Hogwarts Express on the way in, but the two-and-a-half-hour Hagrid queue meant walking back rather than riding it on the return leg. Gringotts Adventure also won praise for a mechanical surprise: the track appears to end, the car drops to a lower level, connects to a new rail, and surges forward again. The Jurassic Park coaster was described as something that "wouldn't pass safety regulations in Japan," earning universal acclaim for its rotations, speed, a high-altitude drop, and a section where "the car twists right but your body feels like it's being twisted left" — an unsettling and memorable G-force sensation. ## The Toy Story Restaurant Incident The group recounted a laugh-out-loud episode from the popular, reservation-required Toy Story restaurant. The premise is that every diner is a toy, and when the "Andy's home!" announcement plays, everyone must freeze instantly. Shitara happened to get up for the restroom at the exact moment it sounded, leaving him stranded alone in the aisle — the only person in motion — while foreign guests nearby laughed at him. He called it a "PlayStation-level blunder" in self-deprecation. The food is American BBQ, and portions are enormous. The meal is all-you-can-eat, yet most of the group were already full after the first plate. ## Meals and Lessons for Next Time Throughout the trip, sleep and physical recovery took clear priority over dining. Breakfast was a hotel buffet set — pancakes, sausage, scrambled eggs, and bacon — for roughly ¥3,000 each morning, or improvised from park stands with bananas, salad, or Mickey waffles. The group observed that a fluent English speaker could reportedly negotiate a single pancake rather than the full portion. Evenings were mostly ad hoc, with one group teppanyaki dinner at Epcot as the exception. By the end, several members were already talking about packing Japanese instant rice (alpha-mai) and furikake seasoning for the next trip. ## Practical Packing Tips and Survival Strategies Footwear was the unanimous top priority. Florida summers mean near-daily rain and 20,000+ steps, making water-repellent trekking shoes the ideal choice. Last year's member Nishikoi's Watanabe wore Crocs throughout and became the group's cautionary tale, referenced by everyone as exactly what not to do. For chafing — inevitable on such a trip — the group shared a single tube of Vaseline. By day two, skin had apparently toughened up "like an elephant's hide." Salt candy was distributed with strategic timing: lemon flavor first, then plum once people grew tired of lemon, keeping heat exhaustion at bay throughout the day. A portable bidet was used far more than anyone expected. For merchandise, dark or Halloween Horror Nights–themed designs were singled out as the most wearable as everyday clothing back home. The Guardians of the Galaxy pouch purchased on last year's trip had already been discontinued, leaving everyone wishing they had bought more when they had the chance. ## Takeaways - Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run and Rise of the Resistance were the Disney World highlights, while Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure was the unanimous Universal pick. - With 20,000+ daily steps guaranteed, the real essentials were water-repellent shoes, shared Vaseline for chafing, strategically timed salt candy, and a portable bidet. - Rest consistently won out over eating, and the group is already planning to pack Japanese instant rice and furikake to cope with the inevitable Japanese-food cravings next time.