# 深夜#343本編「毛、いりますか？」

- Show: さらば青春の光がTaダ、Baカ、Saワギ
- Published: 2026-10-24
- Canonical: https://podc.club/en/episode/1646957712_c09ce4676355.html
- Audio: https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/TBS1061953977.mp3
- Source: Edited from a machine transcript of the first 30 minutes of the episode. Not an official summary.

On this week's Saraba Seishun no Hikari ga Tada, Baka, Sawagi (さらば青春の光がTaダ、Baカ、Saワギ), Morita and Shibata grapple with whether to actually mail out three mystery hairs collected from a TBS studio floor with a lint roller, dive into a sweepstakes mail feature headlined by the suspiciously easy-to-win Calbee Dai Shukaku Sai, and watch an informal Namerikawa event balloon into a joint venture spanning five or more shows. The episode also opened with a listener's elaborately crafted erotic story built entirely around horror film titles.

## What this episode answers

### What was in the horror movie erotic mail, and which titles were used?

Listener Matchin Robo (マッチンロボ) embedded horror film titles—Child's Play, Biohazard, The Silence of the Lambs, Ju-On, Hannibal (twisted into 'Cunnibal'), The Exorcist, and IT (repurposed as 'itou,' meaning devoted)—into an erotic story about meeting a woman at a hotel; the punchline used IT's subtitle 'once you see it, it's over' as the man's exit line.

### How was Wacky's hair novelty obtained, and will it actually be distributed?

Staff snuck into the empty TBS Flat studio and collected three strands of hair from the floor with a lint roller; the hairs were of mixed types and may not even be Wacky's, but anyone who wants them is asked to get in touch.

### What is the Calbee Dai Shukaku Sai, and why is its win rate so high?

Participants collect the small alphanumeric codes printed inside Calbee snack bags, paste them onto an official entry postcard, and mail it in; because the campaign is almost unknown the competition is negligible—seven postcards last year yielded five boxes, roughly 100 potatoes—and this year's deadline is December 7.

### What was the outcome for the person who applied for the Mezamashi TV rock-paper-scissors lottery for six years?

Despite applying approximately 280 times out of 312 weeks over six years, they never won once, and they suspect writing only 'Kayachan is cute again today' in the comment field every single time may have counted against them.

### What shape is the Namerikawa event taking?

What started as a solo Tada Baka event has expanded into a joint venture of five or more shows—adding Himitsu Jōhōin Minamikawa (秘密情報員南川), Appare (あっぱれ), Enjō Kissaten (炎上喫煙所), and Fukushū Radio (復讐ラジオ)—with the plan to keep Minamikawa in the dark about all details while confirming only his available dates.

## Article

## Horror Movie-Themed Erotic Mail

The episode kicked off with a listener mail from Matchin Robo (マッチンロボ) that embedded horror film titles into a lurid story about encountering a seemingly demure woman who introduced herself as "a professional bitch." As the narrator recounted their night together, titles were slotted in at opportune moments: Child's Play, Biohazard (Resident Evil), The Silence of the Lambs, Ju-On (The Grudge), Hannibal—twisted into "Cunnibal"—The Exorcist, and IT, repurposed as "itou" (devoted/faithful). The punchline arrived when the man walked out of the room using IT's subtitle: "once you see it, it's over." Morita (森田) quipped that "the horror range was too wide" and that "Child's Play was a bit of a stretch," but he was clearly entertained. The segment played out over "Tokyo Desert" by Uchiyamada Hiroshi to Cool Five (内山田洋とクール・ファイブ).

## Wacky's Hair Novelty: Collected by Lint Roller, Genuinely Being Sent Out

Last week's novelty segment featured comedian Wacky (ワッキー) offering "hair from 20 years ago" as a giveaway, but some listeners missed out. Staff later tried to get hair directly from Wacky when he visited TBS's Flat studio—but arrived too late. Undeterred, they slipped into the empty studio and ran a lint roller across the floor, yielding three strands. The hairs were of mixed types: at least one appeared to belong to a woman, and one was notably long, leaving it very much uncertain whether any of them were actually Wacky's. Morita laughed that "this is genuinely horrifying," but still invited anyone who still wanted hair to send word, reasoning that because it's being given as a gift, the arrangement should be legally fine.

## Sweepstakes Mail Feature: The Calbee Dai Shukaku Sai Has a Staggering Hit Rate

Listener Nibbles (ニブルス) shared a sweepstakes track record dating back to 2020: a ¥5,000 QUO card from Yamazaki Bread, QUO cards from Maruchan noodle campaigns, wireless earphones, a frying pan from a Maruchan yakisoba promotion, and a Pokémon card-shaped cushion, among others. The standout, though, is the Calbee Dai Shukaku Sai (カルビー大収穫祭). The mechanic is simple: collect the small alphanumeric codes printed inside Calbee snack bags, paste them onto an official entry postcard, and mail it in. Because almost nobody knows the campaign exists, competition is negligible. Nibbles sent 5 postcards and received 4 boxes of potatoes; last year, 7 postcards brought 5 boxes—roughly 100 potatoes. This year's deadline is December 7. Calbee snacks happened to be sitting in the studio, and both hosts immediately agreed: "Let's enter."

In a contrasting tale, listener Gifu no Gakuto (ギフの学徒) confessed to applying for the Mezamashi TV rock-paper-scissors prize lottery for approximately 280 out of 312 weeks over six years—driven entirely by their feelings for weather caster Abe Kayako (安倍かやこ), whose on-air run coincided with the entry streak. They never won once. Every comment field read simply: "Kayachan is cute again today." Gakuto suspects that line may have worked against them with the judges.

## Novelty Exchange Matching and a Legal Perspective

Listener Super Lucky Boy (スーパーラッキーボーイ) offered to trade five stickers from another program for Tada Baka stickers, which turned out to be a near-perfect match with Kuritsutoritsu Daikon Kōkō (クリツトリツ大根高校), who had been in the opposite situation last week. Morita agreed to play matchmaker—"sort it out on X; we're just connecting you"—while noting that Shibata (柴田) was already occupied simultaneously running the lint roller and tallying Calbee points.

Listener Slash Paulo (スラッシュパウロ) added a legal angle: an oral promise qualifies as a gift contract, but without a written agreement it can be revoked at any time. Listeners who grow upset when a novelty doesn't arrive may be treating a postcard submission as a binding obligation—but novelties are commemorative items for featured postcards, not contractual consideration.

## The Namerikawa Event Explodes Into a Five-Show Joint Venture

Several listeners wrote in about the tentative Namerikawa event. Listener Takayama (高山さん) noted that Minamikawa (南川さん) had dismissed Tada Baka as a "shit radio show with no momentum" on last week's after-talk, and argued that pulling off a successful event would bring him around. Listener Sand no Meshi yori Fried Chicken (サンドの飯よりフライドチキンさん) reported that Minamikawa, appearing as a guest on another program, let slip his frustration that his own show, Himitsu Jōhōin Minamikawa (秘密情報員南川), had ended before it could hold an event. The proposed solution: fold Himitsu Jōhōin Minamikawa into the Namerikawa event simultaneously—letting Tada Baka slip under the radar while giving Minamikawa the win he never got. Morita immediately declared, "Then we'll make it three floors." Appare (あっぱれ, MBS Radio), Enjō Kissaten (炎上喫煙所), and Fukushū Radio (復讐ラジオ, YouTube) were also brought into the conversation, with speculation about reaching "Six-Man Live scale." The plan now involves five or more shows, and the agreed strategy is to confirm only Minamikawa's open dates without breathing a word about what is actually being planned.

## Takeaways

- Wacky's hair novelty is real—staff collected three strands from the TBS Flat studio floor with a lint roller—and distribution is genuinely planned, even though the hairs may not be Wacky's.
- The Calbee Dai Shukaku Sai sweepstakes is virtually unknown, making a handful of postcards enough to win large quantities of potatoes; this year's deadline is December 7 and the show itself is entering.
- The Namerikawa event has rapidly expanded into a five-to-six-show joint venture, with all details kept hidden from Minamikawa while only his available dates are confirmed.