# ep.260 ジャンピング土下座 計画 - Show: トム・ブラウンのニッポン放送圧縮計画【オールナイトニッポンPODCAST】 - Published: 2026-10-16 - Canonical: https://podc.club/en/episode/1588686875_ef5503596abe.html - Audio: https://traffic.omny.fm/d/clips/67122501-9b17-4d77-84bd-a93d00dc791e/53ca21d6-8c8f-4806-b4e4-adb4009c1ccc/ea5a319b-bd0d-46fb-86aa-b4e500692f6f/audio.mp3?utm_source=Podcast&in_playlist=0cb5421d-efff-4073-a11e-adb4009da4c0 - Source: Edited from a machine transcript of the first 30 minutes of the episode. Not an official summary. Episode 260 of Tom Brown's Nippon Hoso Asshuku Keikaku opens with Nuka confessing that his apartment is at its all-time smelliest after a bad night's sleep sent canned coffee soaking into his underwear. The episode moves through the duo's TBS Radio 'Junk' logo-destruction appearance and a disastrous two-question fan survey on shrimp and fabric-softener preferences conducted at Radio Park in Hibiya, before landing—literally—on Nuka's two-attempt jumping dogeza off a hallway sofa. ## What this episode answers ### What caused Nuka's room to be in its 'most foul-smelling' state that day? Nuka had left an open can of coffee on his nightstand before bed, rolled over it in his sleep, and soaked his underwear; the resulting triple-layered smell of cigarettes, groin, and coffee—with the mess still uncleaned—made his room 'the smelliest it has ever been.' ### Why did Nuka and Fukawa end up arguing over the manga Judo Club Story? When Nuka revealed he had been reading Judo Club Story until late at night, Fukawa pointed out that Hamaya coach had been recommending it for five or six years; Nuka then referred to Kotaro Makaritoru as a judo thing, and Fukawa immediately corrected him that it is a karate manga, exposing that Nuka had been mixing the two up for years. ### Why did Fukawa criticize what Nuka did during their TBS Radio 'Junk' appearance? During the Junk broadcast, Nuka inserted the line 'Are we assassins from Yurakucho?' as a show of loyalty to Nippon Broadcasting, and Fukawa felt that making such a remark on a TBS program—inside TBS itself—was inappropriate and nerve-wracking. ### What were the results of the survey conducted at Radio Park in Hibiya? 78.1% of women liked shrimp, 15.2% disliked it, and 6.7% gave other answers; for fabric softener, 60% liked it, 29.5% did not, and 10.5% gave other answers—with AI commentary declaring 'shrimp harassment confirmed' and Fukawa's fabric-softener theory 'completely demolished.' ### What were the circumstances and the actual scene of the jumping dogeza? Because neither approval rating reached 100%, Nuka was obligated by a prior agreement to perform a jumping dogeza; to protect the studio floor, he used a hallway sofa as a platform, leaped off its edge landing on his knees, was told to redo it with a verbal apology, and on the second attempt shouted 'I'm sorry!' before landing—an experience he described as genuinely terrifying. ## Article ## Opening: Canned Coffee, Underwear, and the Worst Morning Nuka opened the episode with a startling confession: his apartment was at that moment "the smelliest it had ever been." The night before, he had placed an open can of coffee on his nightstand without closing the lid, then rolled over it in his sleep and soaked his underwear. The resulting odor was a three-way collision of cigarette smell, groin smell, and coffee smell—and he hadn't cleaned any of it up yet. "It's the worst," he admitted, blaming the chaos on staying up late reading the manga Judo Club Story (柔道部物語), which had left him too frantic to get properly settled before bed. ## Judo Club Story and the Kotaro Makaritoru Dispute When Nuka revealed he had been bingeing Judo Club Story late into the night, Fukawa immediately called him out: Hamaya coach had been recommending that manga for five or six years, and Nuka was only getting around to it now. Nuka's defense—"It had always been in the back of my mind"—failed to satisfy his partner. Things escalated when Nuka said something to the effect of "Kotaro Makaritoru (孝太郎まかり通る) is kind of a judo thing, right?" Fukawa corrected him on the spot: Kotaro Makaritoru is a karate manga. Nuka then admitted he had been making the same mistake back when he was actually in a judo club, casually referencing a karate series as though it were judo canon. Fukawa's verdict: "That must have been a very cold judo club." Every attempt by Nuka to add a saving detail—such as noting the series ran in Magazine—was swatted away, and the conversation kept drifting further off course. ## Destroying the TBS Radio "Junk" Logo—and a Loyalty Aside Tom Brown appeared as guests on TBS Radio's late-night program "Junk"—their third combined appearance on the show. They had been asked to serve as MCs but declined flat out ("There's no way we could do that"), and instead took on the role of destroying the program's logo. They executed the task thoroughly, busting out drop kicks and more, reducing the logo to pieces. In the middle of the broadcast, however, Nuka inserted the line: "Are we assassins from Yurakucho?"—a nod to Nippon Broadcasting's location in Yurakucho and an expression of gratitude to the station that had taken a chance on them when the radio world was skeptical they could pull it off. Fukawa's reaction was blunt: "You just needed to smash the logo." He added that saying something like that inside TBS was nerve-wracking. The gap between the two of them on the matter was on full display. ## Radio Park in Hibiya: The Shrimp and Fabric-Softener Survey Disaster Tom Brown's program was not officially invited to Nippon Broadcasting's Radio Park in Hibiya event, but staff member Tatsuno-san went on their behalf to hand out stickers. While there, she conducted a two-question survey targeting women: "Do you like shrimp?" and "Do you like fabric softener?" The results: shrimp—78.1% yes, 15.2% no, 6.7% other (allergies, etc.); fabric softener—60% yes, 29.5% no, 10.5% other. An AI analysis was read aloud, declaring the results "shrimp harassment confirmed" and the fabric-softener theory "completely demolished"—a wholesale rejection of Fukawa's assumption that women are reliably drawn in by nice-smelling fabric softener, which the AI characterized as nothing more than a selfish, stereotypical fantasy. Nuka complained that Tatsuno-san and the team hadn't asked follow-up questions about why people disliked the items. Tatsuno-san noted that Nuka had never told her to. Nuka conceded the point, though even that exchange sparked its own minor argument about who bore more fault. ## The Jumping Dogeza: Executed in the Hallway Because neither approval rating reached 100%, the terms of a prior agreement kicked in: Nuka had to perform a jumping dogeza. The studio floor was judged too fragile for the impact, so the venue was moved to a sofa in the hallway. Nuka climbed onto the sofa's edge, called out "Suitterasshai ni~" and launched himself off, landing on his knees. The first attempt was ruled void because he hadn't apologized while doing it. He climbed back up and tried again, shouting "I'm sorry!" as he flew through the air and hit the ground. "That had some impact—barely scraped by," he laughed afterward, adding that he had been genuinely scared he was going to hit his head. ## Takeaways - Nuka's bad night's sleep—spent reading Judo Club Story—ended with canned coffee soaked into his underwear and a triple-layered stench filling his apartment that he still hadn't cleaned up by showtime. - At TBS Radio's 'Junk,' the duo successfully destroyed the program logo, but Nuka's mid-broadcast loyalty shoutout to Nippon Broadcasting sparked a heated argument with Fukawa over whether it was appropriate to say inside TBS. - A fan survey on shrimp and fabric-softener preferences, conducted at Radio Park in Hibiya, fell short of 100% approval on both counts and triggered Nuka's two-attempt jumping dogeza off a hallway sofa.